Crass is not classy!

Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen. I hope you kept it classy on NYE. I have to give a shout out to one of my sorority sisters who kept it classy and eloped on New Year's Eve. Congratulations...ladies, you should have seen her wedding dress, we are talking Jackie O here.

So on NYE, I stayed in with friends and we were surfing the NYE shows on TV. And we landed on MTV, have you all watched this channel recently? A, The Jersey Shore is just sick and wrong. B, Apparently it is now acceptable to be completely disgiusting and crass on national television. On their NYE show, there was this woman host who thought it was her job to be as classless as possible. She and the cast of the Jersey Shore were hosting the show. And my question is when did it become sexy and cool to be completely crass? Here is a quote from the show, "We are going to go to commercial and when we come back, I may show you my Va-Jay-Jay." And I believe she also joked that she was disappointed that had not been roofied yet. What? I was so appalled, we had to turn it to Carson Daly.

So, I felt compelled to tell the youth of today that is completely unacceptable to make jokes about these type of things. Yes, guys might think it is funny for a while for a female to cuss like a truck driver, guzzle beer and generally act like a neanderthal man. But generally those type of jokes aren't funny and they are just truly classless. And at the end of the day, being a classy lady lands you more respect the the truck driver babe. Maybe I have missed it, but when did we make this shift?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's not fuel this fire. Woman acting disguisting and making jokes about their va-jay-jays is just completely horrible. Gentlemen, don't act like you like it and ladies, have some respect for yourselves and the rest of femalekind. Now, I am not suggesting that we go back to the hey dey of the 50s and be prudish, where we couldn't show married couples sleeping in the same bed on TV, but a little decorum would be nice.

Short and sweet message this time around. Let's everyone make it our New Year's Resolution to keep it classy all year long in 2011.

Cheers and CIAO BELLAS.