I mean really, gentlemen....you are not all that!

So I totally forgot about this story...I can't believe it since the fiesty redhead and I joke about it all the time. So here is my message to men. LISTEN UP BOYS! Not every single unattached woman out there is dying to get married and have tons of babies. And if we show an interest in you, that doesn't mean we are measuring you for a tux.

Case in point, several months ago, I met a cute guy at a party. Not too tall, good fashion, great sense of humor and yes, was bald...for those of you that know me, you know I love the bald guys! Anyway, the evening progressed and there was a lot of dancing (and drinking, but no one was driving so it was safe). After the party, we all decided it would be a good idea to go to a bar (not sure I see the logic in that decision now). At the bar, cute guy...lets call him cheese guy, was proceeding to SHOW me how interested he was in me, (READ: hands all over me). I fought him off but had a good time, there was kissing and dancing. So cheese guy lives by me, we decided to share a cab home...he is going on and on about how he is going to make pancakes for me the next morning, assuming that I am spending the night at his place. UM, how about NO! So I get out at my place, hand him my card and say call me.

So, of course, I don't hear from him for like a week, which is FINE. So I get an EMAIL from him over a week later. It basically tells me that he really enjoyed meeting me but really isn't interested in a relationship right now (imagine me saying this in the most sarcastic voice EVER). REALLY? Was I giving you my ring size and suggesting locations for our wedding reception while you practically had your hands down my pants? How are you so BOLD to think I want a relationship with you, we hadn't even gone out on a date, I met you once at a party DUDE! I mean, you are cute, but you are NO Jason Statham, whom I would want to marry.

Gentlemen, seriously! Not every woman wants a relationship with you. Some intelligent, attractive, fun women just want to hang out, have drinks, go to concerts, dance and have fun. So please, please don't make that assumption. And yes, there are some women looking for a relationship, and that is totally cool as well, because HEY there are guys that are looking for that as well and I hope they find each other. And eventually, I would like to meet someone who would take me to dinner and the movies once in a while, but marriage, eh, I tried that once, not sure I am ready to walk down that aisle again. HEY, I am enjoying my singledom.

So my advice to you guys, if you met a cute girl and want to hang out...ask her out, if she drops hints about wanting a relationship after a few times out and that is not what you want...MAN UP and tell her, but don't make silly assumptions, it is insulting!

Ladies, I am off to my 20 year class reunion this week. Have a fantastic weekend.

Cheers and CIAO BELLAS!